1. Mr. CleanOK, so I can KIND OF see how this crush makes sense. He's a buff guy, the earring makes him kind of edgy (or gay, depending on what you believe about single earrings in someone's left ear), and he'll scrub your toilet faster than you can say "shit stains." But the white eyebrows? The bald head? The egotistical grin? I don't know...
2. Joey from "Full House"So he used to make me laugh! Is that so wrong?? Everybody wants a guy with a sense of humor...and a guy that may or may not be able to do a kick-ass impression of Popeye. I'm defending this one. He may be geeky and physically not-so-hot, but goshdarnit, he'd be fun date!
3. Luigi
He was the underrated Mario Brother. The taller, thinner, dare I say handsomer brother. OK, no. I'm not even going to pretend that I understand this crush. He's not real, he's pixelated, he's a plumber, and he has no sense of style. White and green overalls? Please.
4. Chip
Alright, this is when I get a little concerned. Not only is he a cartoon, but he's an ANIMAL. I think I just thought he was cute, as chipmunks are, but as a kid you can't distinguish between thinking something is cute and being in love with it. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that he was the "handsome" chipmunk, as compared to Dale, the goofy-lookin' one. I remember I especially liked him in his "Rescue Rangers" bomber jacket.
So there you go. Feel free to analyze my childhood based on these crushes and let me know if you think I'm going to be a serial killer or something- it'd be nice to know in advance.
Anyone else have ridiculous childhood crushes? PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one...
11 comments:
Right there with you on Chip. WTF is wrong with us that we think a cartoon chipmunk is crushworthy?
OMG! Joey from Full House. You should've listed that last and in really small print. Well...maybe you should've just kept that one to yourself...lol! I totally lost all respect for you! lol
Leland and I were just playing the new Mario Bros for the Wii and I told him I thought Luigi was hot.
I have a problem....
First of all, I just laughed so hard I literally cried. Second of all, ummmmm...I think you're leaving out your #1 crush of all-time?? (In fact, I think you might still have a crush)--Ryan Stiles?? Now, no offense but I can understand having a crush on a chipmunk before I can understand that one! As far as my childhood, wow, just to name a few: Ricki, as in Ricardo, Robin from the original Batman TV show, Alfalfa!!!! yes, as in the Little Rascals, Allister from You Can't Do That on Television.........hmm.....Flick from A Christmas Story....yikes, aside from Ricki who was Cuban, I seem to have a thing for brown-haired, freckle-faced boys!!! Who knew????
Ok - here's a confession...one year when I was little there was a blackout in NYC. For a LONG time. I lived with my cousins who were 2 and 4 years older than I was. Well, I managed to convince them to pretend they were Kermit and Grover and marry me - who was called Miss Piggy at the time - was I chubby? A little, but I think it was because I was more of a diva. Why did I choose Grover and Kermit? I was in love with both - and hell, why should I choose?
There - analyze that.
Cristina
wow, a double muppet marriage? that's pretty intense. i would choose kermit, personally. he's a handsome little frog...and he can sing!
Mario's wee snot of brother....girl, that is not good! ;O) Thanks for stopping by my blog, btw! It's lovely to meet you. x
If an obsession with cartons is a problem - I'm joining the crowd on the shrink's sofa - I just adore Jessica Rabbit from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" - Of course I'm over (finally) the fling I had with Mrs. Puff from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Ms. Pac Man was mine. I mean...was she married? Was she foolin' around? Such mystery. Such depth...
Mr Clean looks like he should be in a prison yard, making eyes at the new inmates with the aim to make them his "Bitch" (I believe that's the lingo). So the list started off weird, tailed off a bit in the middle, and the less said about the end the better.
Though the animated part is not really the problem, for some strange reason I find Lois from Family Guy sexy. That probably makes me a bad person in some why, but I will be screwed if I can figure out how?
I love your warped twisted mind and I totally relate. My weird crush would have to be Speed Racer, so cool sleek and fast.
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