What was she thinking???

I'm sure that most of you have heard the story and seen the photos online, in magazines, and on TV. What am I referring to? Well, 23-year-old Heidi Montag of "The Hills" decided that her grotesque, elderly body was sagging and needed some work. So she decided to get 10 plastic surgery procedures at once.

First of all, this girl is 23 and has already had her boobs and nose done. I wouldn't get my boobs or nose done, but I can understand it- she's a celebrity, there's pressure to look good, done. STOP THERE. Nope- last month, she decided to go out and get the following:

- Brow lift- Botox- Nose Job #2- Fat injections in the face- Chin reduction- Liposuction of the neck- Liposuction on the waist- Liposuction on the hips- Liposuction on the thighs- Ears pinned back- Breast augmentation #2- Butt augmentation

Let me take issue with some of these right now. Brow lift. Brow lift??? Not a single person at age 23 needs a brow lift, unless they are the daughter of Frankenstein. And liposuction? She was already a VERY petite girl with what most people would consider a "perfect" body. I don't even think she had any extra fat to have sucked out! It's ridiculous that she got lipo in 4 places. What else...well, she got her boobs done AGAIN, taking her up to a DDD cup. Like I just said, she is a petite girl! Triple D implants on a super-skinny girl are not...shall we say...classy. And she looks like she'll topple over at any second because of the beach balls on her chest! What's more, she says that she wants to go bigger in the future. I have nothing to say to that.

Here's a quick before/after shot of her face. The first photo is from when she was 19 and had absolutely no plastic surgery and the second photo is her current look:
(you can read the entire nauseating People Magazine interview and see more photos here)

She was a cute girl before! Very cute. She looked a little bit young, but she was 19. That's expected. Now, she looks like she's 45 and trying to look 19. If I saw her in real life, I would probably think she was the same age as my mom, because who on earth gets that much done to their face so early in life? She has been quoted as saying that she now feels very "plastic" and she definitely hit the nail on the head, because that's exactly how she looks, too.

She claims that she wants to look like Barbie, that she has to constantly better herself with surgery because she wants to be successful in the music business, and that she wants to look sexy and have people fixate on her body. BUT, all the while, she preaches that beauty is on the inside and that young girls should find it within themselves. Can someone say "hypocrisy?"

All I have to say is, "perfect" is not perfect. Nobody wants to date a piece of plastic. I am absolutely not saying that plastic surgery as a whole is wrong and people who have it are ugly, but I am saying that getting more and more and more to fix each minute detail is probably just going to make you look worse and worse every time. Look at Mikey Rourke and Janice Dickinson! Nowadays, flaws are underrated and I think we need to start embracing them again. Otherwise, the world will just be filled with Ken and Barbies whose faces don't move when they smile and whose boobs start leaking if you squeeze 'em too hard.

Here's to being imperfect!