"The Tooth Fairy" movie
What brain-dead assortment of cast, crew, and writers decided that this is something they wanted to become a part of? It's just absurd (in a bad way). I almost feel bad for The Rock. A few years ago he was walking around the wrestling ring, flexing his muscles, and beating down burly men. Now he's wearing a tutu and putting money under children's pillows. Whatev, he chose it. I know the economy is bad and people need work, but COME ON! A guy that turns into the Tooth Fairy?
The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit
The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit
Please tell me you have heard of this. If not, watch this video NOW! It claims to be a combination of slippers, a hoodie, and a blanket. Heaven forbid you ACTUALLY wear slippers, a hoodie, and a blanket. No, that'd be crazy! I am not a fan of the return of footie pajamas, and this is like footie pajamas on crack. Plus, it comes in only one color: Pepto Bismol pink. Way to make yourself look 4 years old and rid yourself of hint of sexiness. And good luck, boyfriends and husbands of the world. This thing is like a fortress. P.S. This thing has far too strong a resemblance to the two things:
1. Ralphie's bunny suit in "A Christmas Story"
2. The Griswold family's pig suits from "European Vacation"
Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila has always been a self-obsessed fame-whore, but I never thought she was the scum of the earth until recently. A couple months ago, her "wife-to-be" (in quotations because who really knows what is a publicity stunt and what's not) recently died. What did Tila do? She Tweeted about it. Yes, that's exactly what I would do after my fiance died. I wouldn't spend time with family or friends or mourn privately. I'd share my insincere sorrow with the world on the most distinguished of websites. Tila was sad for about a day. A couple days later, she was on Twitter again, claiming to be pregnant. Was she really? Probably not. Then she started freaking out (on Twitter again) and claimed that The Game was the father and he was a deadbeat dad. Then she claimed she had a miscarriage. If that did happen, I'm very sorry for her but, once again, you don't go Tweeting that shit. Now she's flying off to Russia to adopt some little boy (God help him). If everything she does/says/Tweets is real, fine. She has been through a lot of troubling stuff, then. But in my heart, I'm pretty sure that 90% of everything she does is for attention and fame. Just looked on Twitter and she's apparently pregnant again (cough-BULLSHIT!-cough). And she says, "I spoke to the baby's father today & we were talking about getting married." Yes, she posted that today. SHE JUST LOST HER FIANCE. I can't even talk about her anymore because she infuriates me.
***That's all for now, but I find more and more every day, so I'm sure this list will be extended many a time.
***Oh, and sorry for the lack of commenting and blogging lately (not that anyone probably cares...), but I'm trying to work out my whole new work-blog-life schedule at the moment! Later, dudes.
11 comments:
while, on most of the aforementioned topics, i do agree with you... you have to admit some of the 'concepts' aren't too horrible. for example: a tooth fairy movie w/ the rock = crap, a tooth fairy movie in general = not so crap, ie. darkness falls, which still sort of scares the shit out of me to this day. secondly, while i think the slippers-hoodie-blanket concept was indeed taken too far, the 'snuggie' is a fucking in genius product. as for tila tequila, i am in africa so haven't a clue of her latest shenanigans, but in theory, i concur. hope you're well!
I have never been a fan of Tila Tequila. I think she's a huge joke. She's really made a mockery of her fiance's death. Hope your new job is going well!
That hoodie-footie-anti-woody thing looks like a hot flash waiting to happen. Who wants to walk around all bundled up like that? What are we, infants?? Don't know who Tila Tequila is, but maybe that's cause I'm old. And I definately agree with you on the Tooth Fairy movie. Kirstie Alley can pull it off, but the Rock guy - not so much.
I can only imagine the camel toe you'd get wearing one of those hideous things!
Oh and I've never heard of Tila Tequila... I'm off to google her now.
Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest! Dear God, I am SO GLAD that you posted before me because let me just say a big AMEN to all of the above! As for that Snuggie, you totally called it with "A Christmas Story" and the Grizwold's pig suits. The word horrifying doesn't even begin to cover it.
I would feel bad for The Rock, but he's making a ton of cash! I'd wear a tutu too! And I agree with you about Tila. Just yuck!
Happy SITS day.
I totally cared that you weren't blogging. Don't be a striped dildo.
Secondly, Tila is good for one thing and one thing only....masturbating to moving plastic.
I can't complain too much about Tooth Fairy because I think The Rock is hot and my kids drag me to see every God-awful kiddy movie that comes out. (Garfield 2, I curse you.)
The Snuggle Suit thingy is for Crazy Cat ladies. (Thankfully, I'm not there yet.)
Tila is a pathetic attention whore.
PS I noticed that you hadn't been blogging but I figured the new job was the cause.
Totally skank-tastic. What would keep me interested? Hmmmm...Tila in a Hoodie Footie Snuggie Suit - the thong version, because hey, she's got a rep to uphold - getting married to her baby daddy?
Yep - now that's a publicity stunt! I should be her agent.
No worries about the commenting...we're all trying to figure it out.
xx
Cristina
Tila=trash. I hope she googles herself and this post comes up. Maybe it'll make her realize how out of control her life is.
And I think if The Rock was the spokesperson for the snuggle suit, it would totally sell. The sad thing is it will probably sell anyway because people will buy them as gag gifts, and the creator will make millions off of something that people will just throw away.
That girl is a train wreck!!! I need to follow her on twitter, I have been missing too much!!!
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