Things Said While Half-Asleep

I, like 10,000 other people (literally), am obsessed with the blog Sleep Talkin' Man. If you haven't heard of it, it's basically a woman who records her husband as he sleep talks every night and then she blogs about what he says. It's almost always really obscene and ridiculous insults, which makes me think he actually hates his wife.

But ANYWAYS, I have decided to do my own little version and list a few weird things that either my boyfriend or I have said while half-asleep. Here goes:

Boyfriend: "But what about the baggage people?" This was said in the middle of a conversation we were having. The conversation had absolutely nothing to do with baggage, travel, airports, etc. After he said it, he immediately was like, "where the hell did that come from?"

Me: I dreamt last night that I was a police officer and Robin Williams was a killer and he was on the loose and he had a gun that emitted a sound that would make people's organs fail and I stole the gun but he got it back and I knew to cover my ears but nobody else did and he shot the gun and I survived but everyone else died. Yes, all one sentence. All said in a perfectly peaceful manner.

Me: Can you move your leg?

Boyfriend: (moves leg) Can you still see?

Me: What??

Boyfriend: I just wanted to make sure you could still see.

Um, we were sleeping. When you sleep, your eyes are closed. There was nothing to see.

Boyfriend: I love you, Amanda. (name has been changed to protect the innocent)

Now this one would be lovely...if my name was Amanda. But it's not. It's Kathryn. Amanda is his ex-girlfriend. As you would imagine, I flipped my shit.

Me: Isn't there an 80's song called "The Politics of Dancing?"

I don't remember saying this at all. I have no idea why this thought popped into my weird half-asleep head. And, yes, there is an 80's song called "The Politics of Dancing." And it's INCREDIBLE.

On a completely unrelated note, I have a few things that are coming up soon that I'm totally looking forward to. Here they are:

1. My 24th birthday on Tuesday!

2. My awesome, geeked-out bowling birthday party tomorrow night.

3. Getting presents :)

4. Getting my first facial next week.

5. Seeing HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS on April 16th! The tickets just came in the mail!

6. Getting lots of fun government money in the mail sometime soon.

That's all for this assortment of randomness. See y'all soon!