1. When was the last time you played air guitar? Come on, I'm not asking you to admit you still listen to Def Leppard.
Ok. Look at my profile picture and tell me how often you think I play air guitar. Pretty much every second of the day. It is usually accompanied by fist pumping, head nodding, and a sweet Billy Idol lip curl. And I am proud to say that listen to Def Leppard on a daily basis.
2. What's the oldest thing in your fridge?
When I moved into my apartment last February (that’s February 2009), I bought a bag of frozen chicken. I believe I have used 2 of those chicken breasts so far and the rest are still somewhere within the icy depths of my freezer.
3. Vampires, zombies or please make it stop?
“Interview With the Vampire” is the greatest. Brad Pitt can tear my flesh apart any time. I also love “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”- the movie, NOT THE TV SHOW! It totally kicks ass- it's like "Clueless" with vampires- what more could you ask for?!
4. If you had to change your current profession, and could be anything, what would you do?
If there was some kind of professional reality TV watcher who moonlighted in sushi tasting, I’d be them in a second.
5. Undergarments of choice?
Let’s just say that Sisqo would be proud.
6. What is the tackiest thing you own?
Oh, I am the queen of tacky. I own an inflatable cheese hat, a bright red children’s keytar (profile pic!), a hat that has a chicken coming out of the front and back, and a bright green shirt that says “C is for Crunk” on it. One time I almost bought this bejeweled, neon-colored painting of a Mexican man holding a naked woman from Goodwill for $5. I, however, restrained myself that day.
7. Summer with no air conditioning or winter with no heat?
Summer with no air con. I’ve done it before and I can do it again. All you need is a rotating fan. Place it 3 inches from your body, keep it on all night, and, dear God, don’t move!
8. Desert island time: Wow, there is a band that will play whenever your snap your fingers, and OMG, it's your favorite!!!! Who is it?
If I could get David Lee Roth to serenade me on a desert island, my life would be complete. And if the dudes from Whitesnake were his backup singers, I wouldn't mind that one bit.
Now a few of you lucky people get to do this, too! I choose.......
Erin from I'm Staying Young Forever
McGriddle Pants from Serenity Now!! Insanity Later...
Angie from My So-Called Chaos
Laura from Gringation's Blog
Lindsay from Canadian Girl on a Budget
I would like to conclude this post with a photograph I took when I went to Wisconsin last week. As I was pulling out of a parking lot, my friend Amy yelled "oh my God!" I turned toward where she was pointing and saw this:
Sweet dreams, all!
14 comments:
that tire cover is FUCKING AWESOME!!
and I totally want a shirt that says "C for Chunk"
Where'd you get it?!?
I'm totally on this post... I'll get it up Thursday!! (gotta work on my funny! HA!)
oh fun, now I have to come up with good answers after reading yours... no way I can top the hilariousness though!
Yeah....never really wanted to visit Wisconsin anyway......*gulp*.
Who knew you were a Brad Pitt lovin', sushi eatin', inflatable hat wearin' kind of chick.......well, we did but still, it's always good to have these things confirmed. :O)
xx
Ah... my favorite bacon bit wearing a thong, a bright green shirt that says “C is for Crunk” on it, and chicken hat. The stuff of fantasies. LMAO. :)
I'm glad the Desert Island is without Drew Carey (singing about little chicks with the crimson lips) and Steven Tyler...
Ahem...
Not to be a stickler here, but you answered the WRONG QUESTIONS!!!
I expect a full page essay with the correct answers within the hour. Dan too.
By the way, thank you for bothering to read at all. You are the best. Dan too.
That wheel cover is frightening!
You seem to have some sort of fixation on 80's hair bands???
Professional Reality TV watcher has my name ALL over it.
My answers will be up sometime this week. Gotta put my thinking cap on.
I really wonder where they got the tire cover!
David Lee Roth on a deserted island - oh YEAAH!
What about C for Cun.....
Um, nevermind.
I think you should just stick to these one Laddy. I like these answers better.
Oh, and MOAM, dude, it does help if you kinda let me know I have these waiiting for me and maybe post these kind of comments on my blog as well? Makes it easier for me to actually read them.
*Mega palm face*
I want a cheese hat!
My first apartment had no a/c. I bought a used water cooler, do you know what those are?? Oh and I slept nude.
Who would put that tire cover on their van? Well, let just say it's not my sense of humor. And I may have you beat with the old food in the freezer, though I'd never admit it. :)
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