It would appear that I have half an awarding to respond to. This is tough, but I'm feeling pretty confident. Slightly nervous, kinda thirsty, but whatever. As the old adage goes; If it's easy, it isn't worth wearing pants...or something like that.The "You're going places, baby!" award from Aubrey S. over at High-Heeled Love asks where do I see myself in ten years time? I'm so glad you asked!
In ten years, I will be exactly 5 years into my leadership of the multi-national business conglomerate, Hammer Fist Explosion Guitar Solo Ltd.
We will have our hands in nearly every product you'll own for your household. While our company brand cheeses will be great sellers, our lawn care equipment will be what carries the company and secures its legacy. Why you ask? (because you should be asking this) Due to a fit of genius, I'll defy God and Science and cross-breed a hippopotamus with a riding mower. This will become the Backyard Buddy Chipper-Shredder. We'll even have a kids model! Sure, we may be a faceless corporate leviathan, but we're also a family-friendly company, just sans the whole "integrity and soul" thing.Now my serious answer; Job wise, I'm really not sure. I just recently finished school and received my bachelors degree so I've got a bit of a late start as to the occupational planning. I work for Philips Consumer Luminaires NA at the moment and am hoping to join our development team as soon as the positions open up. I know I'll still be with Kathryn, as she rocks my socks off. Man, in ten years we might even have a family. Strange to type but thinking about it brings a smile to my face. Really though, after reading my joke answer I think it's obvious I shouldn't be allowed to raise a child. Hopefully, I'll have the ugliest and therefore cutest English Bulldog and I'll name him Dozer. I'll still be playing music in my spare time, probably nothing serious but just enough to make some extra scratch and still feel cool. Oh and I'll have way more tattoos by then ;) Thanks for my half of the award, Aubrey!
P.S. I know the title makes no sense. I stared at the title line and after 20 minutes, that came to mind. I don't know why, but there's a crazed, dancing midget-jester in the music video. I support that fully.
-Dan
Now you! Tell us where you'll be in 10 years! Yes, you!
Sara from Sara Swears a Lot
Mrs Dixon from The Doll's House
Lori from Tiny Little Reveries
9 comments:
I'd buy one of those Hippo-riding mowers for sure!! And some "Hammer Fist Explosion Guitar Solo" branded Fred Flinestone clothes to wear while I'm out riding it.
:)
Sounds like a good future to me - the fantasy one - or the reality!
For the record, I now have that song IN. MY. HEAD. I may or may not be dancing too - I'll leave that as a mystery!
Awwww you and Kathryn having kids... Melt my heart :))
The crossing of a hippo and a riding mower about killed me!
If you can make the hippo a talking hippo - I'll take two, please and thank you.
I can't wait to do this one!
First off - Awwwwww, on saying your gal rocks your socks and glad she doesn't sock your rocks cause that would hurt. And second - oh wow, you tagged me! I miss some shit when I'm behind on blog reading! Thanks guys!
You should totally set up your corporation. They may be soulless, but they sound like a fun bunch of people!!
Can't get the bleeding song out of my head now! In ten years, I'll be roaming the world dressed like a hippie, visiting yoga studios and living off bloggy friends in return for cooking. I'm hoping the kids will have moved out by then. :O)
Dozer. That's cute on more than one level. I love bulldogs.
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